Dear Spell Check,
(Spellcheck? spellcheck? spelcheck? spellczech?)
You and I are gonna come to blows. You done did it this time!
My last name has only ONE “a”.
“Maryland” is one word and no, I don’t want “Merry Land”.
That thing in her nose is a “nasal cannula” not a “nasal cannoli”… (wouldn’t THAT be messy!)
And I won’t even discuss what you did to turn “IRS” into “ARSE”! Seriously?
Here’s to you checking more carefully, and my being properly caffeinated before I send out my next document.
Your humbly (embarrassed) servant,
P.S. My family reminded me of one of my greatest miss-texts. It was the time that I was text-nagging a daughter to get her annual flu shot. Except that Siri, in all of her wisdom, changed “flu shot” to “fly shit.” I’ll never live that one down.