Dear Spell Check,
(Spellcheck? spellcheck? spelcheck? spellczech?)
You and I are gonna come to blows. You done did it this time!
My last name has only ONE “a”.
“Maryland” is one word and no, I don’t want “Merry Land”.
That thing in her nose is a “nasal cannula” not a “nasal cannoli”… (wouldn’t THAT be messy!)
And I won’t even discuss what you did to turn “IRS” into “ARSE”! Seriously?
Here’s to you checking more carefully, and my being properly caffeinated before I send out my next document.
Your humbly (embarrassed) servant,
P.S. My family reminded me of one of my greatest miss-texts. It was the time that I was text-nagging a daughter to get her annual flu shot. Except that Siri, in all of her wisdom, changed “flu shot” to “fly shit.” I’ll never live that one down.
Saw something today that said “peek clam and anagram” – peek clam!! 🙂
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This is a song I have sung and will sing again! Love your version!
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