I rather think I would be something like the Dowager Countess of Grantham, perhaps with a bit of whimsical Martha Levinson thrown in.
And when I am Empress of the Universe…
…there will be no more Common App and CSS and FAFSA and SAT and ACT and APs and all of the other million acronyms that consume a high school senior’s life, energy and dreams.
That is all.