Calvinomics

Calvinomics: [Kal-vinn-ohm-iks]

1. The science that deals with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services and with the theory and management of Calvin’s systems.
2. A state of being chosen, whether you know it or not.
3. “This snake chose ME.” (to paraphrase a T-shirt)

Maybe you wondered how snakes eat. (Well… maybe you didn’t. If so you can skip this post.) Basically, to eat like a snake, you hug your food to death and swallow it whole.

FIRST – you have a snake. And a mousie. Mousie is verrra verrrrra still so snake no see him?? Maybe??

No such luck, mousie! Snake DEEElighted to see mousie and gives BIG hug. Scares the – uh – STUFF out of the mousie.