It’s still in a pile by the door.
I am confident that 3 other people in the house have noticed it, because they all knew it was there before I did. In fact, they each TOLD me it was there. One. by. one.
Guess what? I am not going to clean it up this time…
Call me tired, or cranky, or just checked out for the night. But don’t call and tell me there’s cat hork on the floor.