This afternoon, I made a quick trip to get my unruly shaggy head brought back into submission, since in the next few weeks I will be having interviews for a possible summer CPE unit. (CPE=Clinical Pastoral Education, or learning about yourself as a pastor and potential work in hospital chaplaincy.)
The shampoo gal says to me, “Gee, good thing you came in. Your roots are really showing. Time for a quick color touch up, huh?”
Me: “Um… No. This is my natural hair color.”
Gal: “Oh. Well, it’s really REALLY gray coming in. You might want to think about getting your hair colored.”
Me: “Oh, I don’t know. I’ve earned every one of them.”
Gal: “Well, you’ll definitely look old, like you’re fifty or something, if you don’t get your gray covered. And we have to keep working to look young in our forties, don’t we?”
Me: “Well, that’s a thought…”
I’m sure she meant well. (And I did not tell her that I left fifty behind a while ago… )
#1) you're fifty? I would never have thought it. srsly. Not that looking 50 is a bad thing. just saying.#2) that girl can bite me! #3) I can't stand people who say "We" about things like this. Ugh.
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